Published by deborah.woehr on 29 Mar 2006 at 09:38 am
Who’s Dumber?
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,” said Bubba, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. “Ain’t that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length.
Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.
Melly on 30 Mar 2006 at 2:08 pm #
Ouch!
I so hope this isn’t even remotely true because then it would be a sad state of affairs. Goodness.
It was funny tough
deborah.woehr on 30 Mar 2006 at 3:01 pm #
Unfortunately it is, Melly. Our government is filled with people who are otherwise unemployable.
Glad you enjoyed the joke!
Karen Lee Field on 30 Mar 2006 at 11:10 pm #
It’s good to see a reversal on the dum blond joke. Blonds aren’t always dumb, it just seems that way.
(This is coming from a blond, so I should know.)
deborah.woehr on 31 Mar 2006 at 7:04 am #
I agree, Karen.
I’ve known some exceptionally smart blondes.
pat kirby on 31 Mar 2006 at 7:58 am #
I think Bubba and Junior work for the CIA or a related “intelligence” agency.
deborah.woehr on 31 Mar 2006 at 11:48 am #
Oh, yes. The cream of the crop.