Published by deborah.woehr on 18 May 2006 at 06:18 pm
Headlines of 2026
My mother-in-law found this in our paper, the San Jose Mercury News last weekend. Our media is very slanted towards the liberal side.
Headlines of 2026, if Merc has its way
If the Merc’s political agenda were really adopted, we could expect to see the following headlines within 20 years:
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions Supreme Court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
U.S. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the 7th-largest economy in the world, Mexifornia, formerly as California.
White minorities still trying to have English formally recognized as Mexifornia’s 3rd language.
State Court rules requirements for a Ph.D degree discriminates against stupid people.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Congress sets 90% tax rate for “rich people” and defines “rich people” as anyone making above the minimum wage.
John (Syntagma) on 19 May 2006 at 12:53 am #
Hilarious. I love Mexifornia. At least you’ve still got civil rights. Over here we’re groaning under so-called Human Rights which give our enemies power to control us and steal our goods.
deborah.woehr on 19 May 2006 at 7:08 am #
I liked Mexifornia, too.
Hopefully, my family and I will have moved before this takes effect.
I’m not sure how long we’ll still have civil rights. They seem to be up for grabs with our government and corporations.