Deborah Woehr

I looked at my blog this morning and wondered if I was going to have anything interesting to write on it today. After 5 o’clock, I decided this was a decidedly boring and uneventful Monday. Then my husband walks through the door and tells me about his day.

Number One

Some loser drilled two holes in the company van’s gas tank several inches up from the bottom. This is how people are siphoning (stealing) gas from parked vehicles because they can’t open the tank door.

Not only does he have to fix the tank, but retrofit that whole area with special steel so this doesn’t happen again. Last year, someone stole the license plate off of the van, forcing him to retrofit the new license plate with tamper-proof screws.

Number Two

Later on in the day, he sees these two guys in a white Honda moving slowly up and down the parking lot in front of his office. Then my brother-in-law and another employee see them casing the back. Suddenly, they speed off.

Moments later, my husband finds out that these guys stole a briefcase from a neighboring business. Fortunately, the business owner didn’t have anything but blueprints in there.