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Published by deborah.woehr on 26 Feb 2006

Cell Phone Drivers

This has become my biggest pet peeve where driving is concerned. What is so important that you can’t wait until you get to where you’re going to use the damned phone? The worst experience I had occurred when I was driving on the freeway one morning. I got stuck behind this older gentleman in a gold Mercedes, doing 30mph while everyone else was doing 80+. I could see him clearly, gabbing away on his phone, not a care in the world.

Ten minutes later, I was finally able to get around him. In my years of commuting to and from work, I’ve come to understand why road rage occurs.

This photo hit home with me because there have been so many times where I’ve almost been broadsided in parking lots. The picture gives a whole new meaning to Drive Thru, eh?

Published by deborah.woehr on 08 Feb 2006

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?

This came as a surprise, as I’ve always considered myself a conservative. Then again, I don’t like the way the government has put us in a straight-jacket.

You scored as Anarchism. < 'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>

Anarchism

92%

Republican

83%

Green

50%

Socialist

25%

Nazi

25%

Communism

25%

Fascism

17%

Democrat

0%

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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Published by deborah.woehr on 08 Feb 2006

Stupid, Yet Funny Pictures

When I find myself frustrated with something, I need to find a way to poke fun at it. For instance, I love how the public school system crams a bunch of useless crap down our throats, yet fails to teach us the basics.

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Really…?

Stupid, yet funny pictures!!!
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Published by deborah.woehr on 26 Jan 2006

What is Your Perfect Major?

You scored as Journalism. You are an aspiring journalist, and you should major in journalism! Like me, you are passionate about writing and expressing yourself, and you want the world to understand your beliefs through writing.

English

100%

Journalism

100%

Sociology

92%

Art

92%

Psychology

83%

Anthropology

83%

Philosophy

75%

Theater

75%

Linguistics

75%

Engineering

58%

Dance

58%

Mathematics

58%

Chemistry

50%

Biology

42%

What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
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Thanks to Michael for sharing this quiz. :) I don’t know about journalism, but I definitely enjoy writing.

Published by deborah.woehr on 21 Jan 2006

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

A wandering spirit caring for a multitude of just concerns, you are an instrumental power in many of the causes around you. And so am I, very dangerous: more dangerous than anything you will ever meet, unless you are brought alive before the seat of the Dark Lord. Gandalf is a character from the Middle-Earth universe. TheOneRing.net has a description of him.

Thanks for the link, Melly!

Published by deborah.woehr on 20 Jan 2006

The Game of Tag

Four Jobs You’ve Had In Your Life

1. Secretary for SECON: This was a government contracting agency who sent engineers to work on projects at Lockheed, TWA, ESL, etc. I learned a lot about government security clearances and how frustrating it was to get an employee cleared so he could go to work. Not only that, but I learned how to edit job proposals and resumes.

2. Admin Support at Quantum: I worked as a temp in the Account Management department, editing their monthly sales forecasts and job proposals. Working in Marketing was a lot of fun.

3. Police Data Specialist I at the San Jose Police Department: My main job was culling data from various databases on criminals for officers.
Before I started working for this agency, I had established the Prosperity Sheriff’s Department as an ineffectual department with a lot of in-fighting and politics galore. Once I started working for the PD, it occurred to me that I was right on the mark, especially where the clerical pool is concerned.

4. Inventory Clerk/Office Coordinator at HISI: I started out doing inventory, which sent me down to the LA area for most of two months. The highlight was going to Phoenix to inventory a brand new hospital. They were so new that many of the rooms still weren’t finished and had boxes lying around.

We finished the job in record time, which meant that we got to go sight see. I wanted to go to Flagstaff, but it was too far away for the driver. So we drove out to Wickenburg, which is in the general vicinity of where Prosperity would be. I didn’t explain this to my crew, who would think I was nuts. Instead, I sat in the front passenger seat and took in the scenery, which wasn’t too far off from what I’d envisioned.

The town of Wickenburg is more advanced than Prosperity, which doesn’t even have a stoplight because it’s so small.

Four Movies You Could Watch Over And Over
1) The Stand: I watched this in one sitting on Monday.
2) The Shining: Jack Nicholson was brilliant in this classic.
3) Tommy Boy: I enjoyed watching Chris Farley and David Spade duke it out.
4) Hope Floats: I like the occasional chick flick. The eccentric grandmother added spice to this movie.

Four Places You’ve Lived
1) Denver, CO (actually several suburbs, but the only one I remember was Aurora)
2) Pacifica, CA (a very foggy and cold place that forced me to wear a winter coat in August)
3) Campbell, CA (a quaint town nestled between San Jose and Los Gatos)
4) San Jose, CA (where I’ve lived practically my whole life)

Four TV Shows You Love To Watch
1) The Amazing Race
2) The Apprentice
3) Battlestar Galactica
4) Everyone Loves Raymond (reruns)

Four Places You’ve Been On Vacation
1) All over Texas
2) Orlando, FL
3) Phoenix, AZ
4) Oahu, HI

Four Blogs You Visit Daily
1) Ramblings from the Desert

2) All Kinds of Writing

3) Lee Pletzers

4) Writing Desk of the Scribe

Four Of Your Favorite Foods

1) Hamburgers
2) Seafood (except the clam family)
3) Pasta of all kinds
4) Mexican food

Four Places You’d Rather Be

1) Phoenix and the surrounding area
2) Hawaii
3) Denver
4) Drawing a blank

Four Albums You Can’t Live Without

I agree with Fred. This is too hard because I listen to all kinds of music.

Four Vehicles You’ve Owned
1) Mazda GLC
2) Plymouth Duster
3) Mustang GT

If any of you are interested in participating, consider yourself tagged. Yes, this is half-assed, but I don’t have enough caffeine in my system yet in order to think clearly.

Published by Deborah on 03 Dec 2005

Smoke, Sparks, & Bombs

I recently read the posts of two bloggers who had the misfortune of their computers dying on them. They’re not alone. My husband called me about 30 minutes ago to tell me that the power supply burned up in his office computer, complete with smoke and sparks. A rather dramatic ending, if I say so myself.

He called me again just now, telling me that he thinks his computer is toast. Worse, he hasn’t backed up anything in a month. That is not good at all. All I could say to him was, “Oooh!”

I’m not very good at backing up my hard drive. My G4 has been so good to me over the past four years that I didn’t see the need. But it’s starting to show its age. For instance, I had to reboot the thing twice this morning to get it to run. Guess what I’ll be doing today?

Published by Deborah on 24 Nov 2005

Happy Thanksgiving!

How to Cook a Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 350 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another wottle of biskey

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

 

I found the above on About.com. Have a safe and happy holiday!  

Published by Deborah on 16 Nov 2005

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?


You Should Get a MBA (Masters of Business Administration)


You’re a self starter with a drive for success.
You’d make a great entrepreneur.
What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

I laughed when I got the results because I couldn’t get through Economics class without falling asleep! However, I did enjoy Marketing and Advertising. Now, all I have to do is come up with something worth selling, lol.

Published by Deborah on 31 Oct 2005

Happy Halloween!

The top 15 complaints of the modern day vampire :-

15) Grunge look makes it tough to tell living from the undead.
14) Nutrasweet or not, fat-free blood tastes like crap.
13) Hard to get a decent puncture with latex on your fangs.
12) Three Words: Daylight Savings Time
11) Thanks to all those Marilyn Manson fans, we just aren’t taken seriously any more.
10) After 45 years of Communist rule, it’s impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin.
9) After 100 years of trying, still can’t score with Elvira. 8) No bat is safe with Ozzy Ozbourne around.
7) With all those crucifix-wearing Madonna clones, junior highs are suddenly off-limits.
6) No warm blood for miles around DC.
5) Exhausted from all those Calvin Klein photo shoots.
4) Sick and tired of being mistaken for Keith Richards
3) Buxom wenches of old have been replaced by aerobicized “hardbodies.”
2) Baboon heart makes everything taste gamey.
And the number 1 complaint of Modern-day Vampires:

1) No small task beating F. Lee Bailey to a warm body.

Have a safe and sugar-filled holiday. :)

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